Presh:

The time when my senile elderly patient had a temper tantrum and- to prove a point- ripped the phone out of the wall and proceeded to utilize it as a meat hammer for the sole purpose of pounding his oreo cookies into smithereens on his bedside table....the best part was when the anger mgmt pounding suddenly evolved into rhythmical beating- and, at that point, i knew he was much too pleased with himself to remember why he was ever mad to begin with....