What If...

what if i was up until 5 o clock in the morning studying for my Mental Health exam- only to discover, upon entering the exam room at 10 am, that i would not be taking the Mental exam but, rather, the Gerontology exam? i felt sick. i almost cried. but it was my own fault. i can't let my mom know or else she'll chop my head off. you guys are sworn to secrecy. anyway, the bright side is that i'm all geared up for my Mental final tomorrow.

Forest Ring

ok you guys think i'm obsessed. but come oooooooooon- look at it!! just look at it!!! how could i not!!??!!

Paul Bunyan

one thing i hate more than witnessing an elderly couple pulling out a crumpled $10 bill in order to purchase a "smorgas bord" meal at Baldwin is to peer down the cashier line at Wildcat only to see the faint profile of a hunched-over college boy shamefully handing his few soggy dollar bills over to the cashier to buy his dinner. honestly, when i witnessed this event take place this evening i almost started crying. i was beyond uncomfortable with the whole ordeal. first off, who the poop allows such a tragedy to take place?!?! disclaimer: if i had been closer to the front of the line i would have flown horizontal over the counter in order to swipe my meal card for him. oh my word i get so depressed when i think about how many extra meals i probably have on my account. anyway- what's more, when i had finally swiped my meal and left the premise of that atrocious money-hungry food business my eyes were immediately directed to a small corner in the dining area where i recognized the same hunched-over profile i had previously seen. and there he was, quietly eating his ham n cheese sub all by himself. i began to moan. but let me explain myself- for this moaning was not merely a manifestation of sympathy but, more so, of complete admiration. one thing i love more than a guy who resembles Paul Bunyan is a man who is completely ok with being alone. the image of a person contentedly eating by himself may appear pathetic to some people but, to me, savors strongly of confidence and security. i only wish that man the best of luck in securing a donor's meal swipe the next time his stomach comes calling.

The "Camp Counselor Fad"

so i suckered into the "camp counselor fad"...who's caring. just bought these puppies for $59.99 (w/ free shipping) - original cost $95.00. imma be livin it up at camp this summer. imma be hiking on da trails wit my feet all secure but still feelin oh so breathable.

Etsy Ring

i want this ring to adorn my finger.